Oh, sh*t! - He killed the cops! - Oh, sh*t! - He killed the cops! - Get out of the car, man! - This is a cop car! - Hello. What about those dopers you picked up? Do you need my assistance? The snozberries taste like snozberries. I can be there- Listen, we got the Miata. Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance? - Shut up, Farva. On your tab, Officer Womack? - Rookie, pay the lady. When do I get to do that? You'll get your chance, Rook. ![]() Foster, where are your shoes? - What, are you the shoe police now? I am, and you owe me Your black magic only works on the rookie. ![]() Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. But I shouldn't, 'cause I knew it was you the whole time. Rabbit, get that gun out! Aw, Mac, you f***er! Greetings. You catch any speeders today? - Whoo! - What the f***! Let's go, 91. Ninety-one, are you there? Ninety-one? Ninety-one, are you there? Hey, good-lookin'. What are you doing out there, 91? Quit counting your pubes. Whoo! We're in high-speed pursuit of a white Miata headin' southbound on 2-9-4. Please, yes- F***in'pig! Mother of God. Now to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here. Candy bars! - Littering and- Littering and- And, uh- Littering and- Littering and, uh- Littering and, uh- Littering and, uh- Littering and smoking the reefer. You want to know why I pulled you over? - Littering. You know how fast you were goin'? - Uh, sixty-five? - Sixty-three. Oh, f***! Oh, my God! Sh*t! F***! Pull the vehicle over! - I'm- I'm already pulled over, man! - Pull over farther, man! I can't pull over- Sir, I'm already pulled over! He's already pulled over! He can't pull over any farther! License and registration, please. Am I f***ed up or is this f***ed up, man? This sh*t is f***in' crazy. Now, did you say, 'Yes, sir'? - I think he said, 'Yeah, sure.' - What'd you say, man? - Well, I said, 'Yeah, sure,' but what, literally, I said was, 'Yeah, sure, sir.' - So you are okay then? - Yes, sir. Officer, isn't- isn't the speed limit 65? Yeah, it is. The regis- You know how fast you were goin'? - What? - How fast you were goin'? - Uh, 65? - Sixty-three. Uh, Officer, I know that- License and registration, please. Is that the same car, man? - D- Do I look high? - Yeah. Who's the man? So, I'm gonna- I'm gonna need whenever you get a chance. and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms, man. You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot. Mike, you didn't eat both those bags, did you? Come and get it. God, did you see that? It must have been, like, a double homicide or something f***in' cool. Windows down! Windows down! Windows down! Put the windows down! All right, we're cool. for the team? - I can't eat that! - No! Throw it out the window! - Okay! Okay! Okay! All right, I'm doin' a drop. Sue me! Sue me! - Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t! - Holy sh*t! Ditch it, man! Ditch it! - Dude, can you eat it? - The whole bag? F*** it! Hey, Mike, um, while you're at it? - Those are 'shrooms, dude! - Come on, man, just eat it! Mike, uh. What if she breaks her foot on your property? She could sue me. ![]() What if there's a naked girl on the beach? That girl's not yours. What if someone walks onto your beach, right? Let's say if you do own it. Mm-hmm? - Do you own, like, the sand and the water? Nobody owns the water. No, man, I'm just saying'- I'm sayin' if- if you own the beach property, right.
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